Humpy's Big Island Ale House Menu (Update 2025)
Introducing the menu at Humpy's Big Island Ale House in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii, where beachfront views and a wide selection of on-tap beers set the stage for a memorable dining experience. The casual vibe and reasonable prices don't compromise on the quality of food - as proven by satisfied customers who rave about the nachos, calamari, mozzarella sticks, fresh catch, teriyaki steak, pesto seafood pasta, soy sauce marinated chicken, kalua pork, and more. The ambience is perfect for both leisurely meals and group gatherings. The variety of vegetarian and vegan options, along with the friendly service and a full bar, make Humpy's a must-visit spot for delicious bites and refreshing brews. With happy hour specials, outdoor seating, and even dog-friendly areas, this ale house truly caters to a diverse crowd seeking a laid-back and flavorful dining experience by the ocean.
Appetizers To Start
Calamari
Bavarian Pretzels
Crispy Chicken Strips
Buffalo Wings
Kalua Pork Sliders
Beef Sliders
Steamed Clams
Smoked Marlin Dip
Ahi Island Poke
Blackened Ahi Sashimi
Hummus
Nachos
Dinner Salad
Classic Caesar Salad
Bleu Cheese Wedge
Aloha Spinach Salad
Topped with goat cheese, caramelized bacon, diced pineapple, and avocado
Salads
Local Favorites
North Shore Garlic Shrimp
Beer Battered Ono And Chips
Halibut Fish And Chips
Kalua Pork Plate
Shoyu Chicken Plate
Teriyaki Beef Plate
Health Nut Fresh Catch
Health Nut Chicken
Classic Cheeseburger
Garden Burger
Humpy Burger
Topped with salsa, guacamole, sauteed peppers and onions
Paniolo Burger
Bbq, bacon, and a beer battered maui onion ring
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
Island Fish Sandwich
Alehouse Fish Wrap
Burgers & Sandwiches
Stone Baked Subs
Hot Turkey Sub
Bbq Kalua Pork Sub
Italian Sub
Steakbomb
Alehouse Pizza
Maranara, pepperoni, ham, black olives, maui onions, roasted peppers, and mushrooms
The Olympian
Maranara, parmesan sausage, maui onions kalamata olives, spinach, feta, and roma tomatoes
True Hawaiian
Bbq sauce, roasted garlic, kalua pork, maui onion, grilled pineapple, crispy maui onion straws
Veggie Lovers
Maranara, roasted garlic, mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, tomatoes, chopped parsley
Pepperoni
Ham & Pineapple
Cheese
Pizza
Dessert
Banana Lumpia A La Mode
Volcano Brownie Sundae
Lava Cake
Mud Pie
Jess's Seafood Pesto Pasta
Chicken & Mushroom Alfredo
Vegetarian Marinara
Pasta
Steaks
oz New York
Hand cut in house
oz Ribeye
Hand cut in house
Build It Your Way!
Served with your choice of toast: english muffin, sourdough, wheat, grain or white. And your choice: rice, breakfast potatoes or fresh fruit
Classic Benedict
Two toasted english muffin halves topped with ham & poached eggs, then drenched in our amazing house-made hollandaise sauce
Local Fish Benedict
Two toasted english muffin halves topped with poached eggs and local fresh fish, blackened or grilled. Topped with our delicious home-made hollandaise sauce
Florentine Benedict
Two toasted english muffin halves topped with fresh tomatoes, spinach and poached eggs, then drenched in our amazing house-made hollandaise sauce
Half Papaya
Half papaya wedges served with fresh berries and a side of yogurt
Fruit Bowl
A large bowl of assorted diced fruit
Aloha Breakfast Menu
Mind Blown Bennies!
Classic Benedict
Two toasted english muffin halves topped with ham & poached eggs, then drenched in our amazing house-made hollandaise sauce
Local Fish Benedict
Two toasted english muffin halves topped with poached eggs and local fresh fish, blackened or grilled. Topped with our delicious home-made hollandaise sauce
Florentine Benedict
Two toasted english muffin halves topped with fresh tomatoes, spinach and poached eggs, then drenched in our amazing house-made hollandaise sauce
Half Papaya
Half papaya wedges served with fresh berries and a side of yogurt
Fruit Bowl
A large bowl of assorted diced fruit
Healthy Eats
Others
Special
Your choice of draft beer/cider/seltzer & a side of delicious hot crispy fries!
Lanai Pink Lemonade
Redemption bourbon, lemonade and ginger beer. Served on the rocks
Humpy's Mai Tai
Silver rum, a secret blend of island juices, then topped with a heavy hand of ron diaz dark rum. Served on the rocks!
Kona Margarita
Kapena li hing mui tequila, gionelli triple sec, fresh muddled orange and a touch of sour mix. Served on the rocks in a bucket glass with a lightly salted rim.
Kinky Wahine
Prairie organic vodka, kinky aloha liquor, guava puree and fresh muddled lemons then topped with soda water. Served on the rocks!
Margarita
Cabrito silver tequila, gionelli triple sec, lilikoi puree, sweet and sour mix, with a li hing mui rim. Sub with guava or mango, add
Lilikoi Lemon Drop
New amsterdam premium lemon vodka, lilikoi puree and fresh lemons. Served straight up with a li hing mui rim.